PHP is kicking my A$$

This PHP business is very FRUSTRATING!!! But if you get it to work, it feels GREAT!

Tip for you guys reading this in years to come:

1. BE calm...Don't hit your computer because is it really worth what your computer is worth?

2. Find a shoulder to cry on.

3. Please don't leave it for the last minute...Biggest mistake.

4. Ask for help